243.There is no need to tell anyone you are leaving the bar.

1. I strongly encourage you to step up to vodka sodas, lose the tonic… you’ll last longer and feel more hydrated when you wake up from your nap under the table.

2. “mandy slide” = 700 points.  Very well played.

charmingmandy:

Alternately, never leave the bar. Drink too many vodka-tonics and curl up asleep under the table. Everyone will still wonder where you went, and you’ll save money by not cabbing home. It’s called the Mandy Slide.

itsgoingtogetworse

OR ALSO: THE GYPSY FADE

skinnyghost:

I have mastered this technique. Seriously. I call it “the homing beacon” and anyone who knows me has had me pull this one on them at least once. The phrase “where the fuck is Adam?” has been uttered many a time around 1:40am by many many people.

rulesformyunbornson:

It’s called an Irish Goodbye. And it comes in handy.

rulesformyunbornson

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    I was born here and lived here for 20 years and not once have I ever heared that expression ha
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    A rule that everyone should know.
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    Haha they sure do. ;)
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    So THAT’S what I’ve been doing all these years.
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    I never used to do this because for some twisted reason I thought it was rude. But
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    This is for Max’s Mom. She consistently leaves the bar, and then sends me a text message 10 minutes later to let me know...
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