Facebook.

hiddennerves:

1. Getting friend requests from folks you went to middle school with.
2. Feeling pretty good about yourself because you don’t have multiple children or a fiance in prison.

This is why I LOVE Facebook.  I truly believe Facebook has saved me thousands of dollars in future therapy bills.  99% of the people who drove me insane in my youth either (1) work as garbage men or (2) have become morbidly obese and lonely.

Yay, for poetic justice others’ suffering (seriously).

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