ovahoidinnewyawk: Ways to Behave in Public, Part IV: The Courtly Dance April hath put a spirit of youth in everything!, wrote The Bard. So, as day waxes longer and one’s thoughts turn naturally to rosy-cheeked concupiscence, remember this adage, sure to win you the hand of your hamlet’s fairest maid! Dance all up on her! Bump, grind and ram until one of you is pregnant or security intervenes. Really. That’s it.

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Ways to Behave in Public, Part IV: The Courtly Dance

April hath put a spirit of youth in everything!, wrote The Bard. So, as day waxes longer and one’s thoughts turn naturally to rosy-cheeked concupiscence, remember this adage, sure to win you the hand of your hamlet’s fairest maid!

  • Dance all up on her! Bump, grind and ram until one of you is pregnant or security intervenes. Really. That’s it.

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