greatest moment in television history.
Nostalgia! @vanmega and I were just talking about this last night.
It’s true! We were talking about this human pile of garbage (Yeowch, calm down, rob) and how preposterous this whole rant is. As I’ve said before, if I were Tiffany (please suspend disbelief that I could be on a teenage girl modeling show), my response to Tyra would have been:
“Actually, we do know where the hell you come from! You have an extensive wikipedia page with 58 reference sources! You had a daytime TV talk show, which ran for 810 episodes… and on each of those hour long episodes you rambled on for great lengths about yourself and “where you came from”, so much so, that you’d usually cut off your guests sensationalized stories to one up them with tangential ramblings about yourself! We know where the hell you come from… so, please, for the warm memory of those four episodes of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air where you were endearing, shut up.”
I’d them take a deep breath, smize, and say:
“Fuck this, and fuck you. I’m going to Law School”.
I have thought way too much about this over the years.
Man… That time back in Tk’s studio apartment on West 2nd circa 2003 - 2004 watching this show, that’s time I’ll never get back in my life. No regrets?